what does a father do early in the morning on father's day?

If you are the Reptile Wrangler you wrangle one of these...

Fact: It's a rattler.
Found: On the back patio coiled up under the hose.
Father: Thank goodness you can wrangle.
Fortunate: I did not see it.
Funny: Not.
Fajitas: What I made him for dinner.

Another reason I'm making sure the doors are tightly closed and that I walk slowly and carefully!